My Tweets
- Basically if no one helps me sort out my student loans I am going to default on all of them because I'm so confused. OH BOY. I am OVERJOYED. - 2 hours ago
- "Let's make it as complicated as possible for students to pay back their loans" - banks - 2 hours ago
- "Surprise! There's an airplane here to see you!" youtu.be/b93d782eOMQ v. "Hell's bells, Trudy!" youtu.be/JTaGfVHahEs SMACKDOWN '66. #madmen - 3 hours ago
- Never mind. I'm not going to tell you what the answer is. - 4 hours ago
- I am going to take a Mad Men personality test. Please stand by. - 4 hours ago
- Great Gatsby spoiler: Gatsby lets Daisy climb on the only piece of floating debris he could find and freezes to death himself. - 4 hours ago
- The Great Gatsby trailer is bomb. What's not bomb is that I could've been surprised because I forgot how it ended, but I looked it up. - 4 hours ago
- I'm going to start "accidentally" sending companies my Ghostbuster resume. There's literally no way it could further damage my prospects. - 4 hours ago
