Finnick Odair is really the only one I'm going to be pissed if they don't cast him EXACTLY LIKE I IMAGINED HIM. - 2 hours ago
My brain actually just formed the cohesive thought, "If only Kate and Leo would be in something together." - 3 hours ago
Let's play a game called Last Monday's Deli Meat: Good or Not Good? - 3 hours ago
Cool it, guys! I'm watching Downton now! Probably by the time I catch up in like a week everyone will be over it. - 3 hours ago
I like to misuse the word "literally" to irritate people who for whatever reason can't tolerate hyperbole. - 3 hours ago
Mary-Louise Parker is tweeting apparently @ParkerLMary. Commence ladycrushing, a word which is for some reason not in the iPhone dictionary. - 4 hours ago
Actually that's not true. Martin Freeman was my favorite after he put Gareth's stapler in the jello. - 8 hours ago
Basically Martin Freeman was my favorite after I saw the look on his face when he sees Magrathea's factory floor. - 8 hours ago
I can't decide if I should name my firstborn son Slartibartfast or Dentarthurdent. - 8 hours ago
Also currently fighting with myself. Nap or no nap? It's a question that plagues us all. - 9 hours ago